HOOD STbets
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T-MINUS 06 · THE THESIS

WallStreetBets has 21,000,000 members.

We don't need all of them. We did the math by candlelight, and it still pencils out.

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T-MINUS 05 · THE REBRAND

Same block. New sign.

One stroke of red paint and Wall Street becomes Hood St. Subreddit, branding, website — all built in one very long night.

T-MINUS 04 · ROBINHOOD CHAIN

28,000,000 funded accounts. One door in.

Robinhood is the most recognized trading app in the country. HoodStreetBets doesn't launch next to that audience — it launches natively inside it, on Robinhood Chain.

T-MINUS 03 · THE PLAN

Kick the door in first.

No slow build, no soft launch — get the subreddit in front of as many degens as possible, as fast as possible.

T-MINUS 02 · THE AD BUY

Paid ads. Seven subreddits. One target.

Reddit Ads running straight into r/wallstreetbets, r/robinhood, r/crypto, r/stocks, r/investing, r/trading, and r/wallstreetbetssilver. Going straight to the room, not hoping for organic.

T-MINUS 01 · THE COMMOTION

Now they won't stop talking about us.

Once enough of the room shows up, r/wallstreetbets — 21,000,000 strong — starts arguing about the real competitor to their own subreddit. That's the plan working.

THE ORIGIN STORY · POSTED TO r/HoodStreetBets

WallStreetBets never forgave Robinhood. We built the competitor anyway.

For years, WallStreetBets has been the figurehead of the degeneracy sector — until Robinhood halted trading on $GME in 2021, and WSB never really let it go. So we built the actual competitor: a subreddit, a brand, and a coin, running natively on Robinhood — the most recognized trading app in the country, with 28,000,000 funded accounts already inside it.

01 · THE SPARK

WallStreetBets never forgave Robinhood.

When Robinhood halted trading on $GME in 2021, WallStreetBets turned on the app overnight — and never really let it go. That grudge is still out there, looking for somewhere to go.

02 · THE PLAY

Build the competitor, inside Robinhood.

Robinhood is the most recognized trading app in the country — over 28,000,000 funded accounts and counting. Instead of competing next to that audience, HoodStreetBets launches inside it, natively on Robinhood Chain.

03 · THE PUSH

Real ads. Real subreddits. Real budget.

Paid Reddit Ads are already running into r/wallstreetbets, r/robinhood, r/crypto, r/stocks, r/investing, r/trading, and r/wallstreetbetssilver. Not hoping for organic — going straight to the room.

04 · THE COIN

At the center of it: $HOOD.

Every subreddit needs a flag. Ours is a coin — details coming as the sub grows. Join first, ask about tokenomics later.